Koekemoer unpacks

April 24th, 2008
"Vernon Koekemoer's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Vernon Koekemoer."
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Nothing could be closer to the truth with Vernon Koekemoer who, after having his photo taken at the H2O party in Boksburg has become an internet sensation.
He's surpassed Chuck and the Hoff with leagues of jokes attesting to his manliness, not to mention a string of photoshop-ped images and videos. His Facebook group has over 4 000 members, and he's even been featured on Sky News in Britain.
GoTravel24 catches up with the Koekmeister…
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Gotravel24: Thanks to some telling pictures, you're now famous from Boksburg to Bangkok - where's your favourite place in the world?
Mauritius. Never been there but it's one of my goal vacations.
You've been dubbed 'Vernon Koekemoer' by your fans, but what name would you have chosen for yourself?
Darrius... I definitely would not have chosen the surname Koekemoer! But I must not look a gift horse in the mouth. Most probably the name had a lot to do with the whole package.
Now that you're 'famous', does it bother you being recognized while on holiday?
No, not at all. I have always been approached by people because of how I look.
You're well known for your tight shorts and cut-off check tops tied at the front- what do you wear when travelling?
Pretty much the same.
Which do you prefer - tanning in the gym or on the beach?
Definitely tanning on the beach - I enjoy being outdoors.
What's the secret to that glossy hairdo?
Whatever shampoo catches my eye when I go to the supermarket.
What's your favourite Vernon Koekemoer joke?
I don't really have one... I enjoy the photo imaging ones with regards to Chuck. (Here's a selection for those of you that haven't seen them yet - Ed)
Chuck or The Hoff?
Chuck - no question about it.
Travelling in style is…
A 4 x 4, a full cooler box and sexy blonde companion.
What do you keep in your coolbox?
Ice and my alcoholic beverage for the day.
Are you a walking holiday itinerary or a spontaneous relaxation rebel?
Definitely a spontaneous relation rebel. I would never buy travel guides or plan a holiday excursion a year before the time.
Your ideal travel companion is…
Good communicator, willing, able… and blond.
You say your ideal travel companion is blond - would this be more Charlize Theron or Patricia Lewis?
More like Charlize.
You never travel without your ….
Fishing rods and cooler box.
Tip to make and not break the holiday ….
Go with friends that would enjoy the same type of holiday.
What keeps you coming back for more …
I take holidays/breaks that still take the form of me being physically active. Therefore fishing and being in the bush keeps me reverting back to this type of holiday.

Be like the Koekmeister and enjoy the take a holiday break with some of our packages.
Nob your'e a faggot !!! YouSubmitted by Anonymous on Wed, 04/30/2008 - 13:57. |
Nob your'e a faggot !!! You dont need to explain the V to us ...you DOOS. Now go and spank your monkey to a porn video ......LOSER .. |
Re NOBSubmitted by Anonymous on Wed, 04/30/2008 - 10:04. |
Er, Nob, are you a bitchy gay guy who's "sweet bird of youth" has flown? Because that's how you sound, all bitter... Bet you wish you could look as tasty in checks! |
Good on youSubmitted by Anonymous on Wed, 04/30/2008 - 08:47. |
I say good luck to Vern. He is making the most of it and making other people happy in the process. He does not take himself too seriously and I think in this stressful time, it is good to have somebody like him. I wish him the best of luck. |
NOBSubmitted by Anonymous on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 21:52. |
Yip it`s true what they say, "Jealousy makes you nasty"I think you being the plank...you NOB |
Da ManSubmitted by Anonymous on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 15:08. |
You have to Respect the Koek !!!!!!!! :-) Big Ups |
New cricket bat - V KoekaMoerASubmitted by Anonymous on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 11:34. |
New cricket bat to hit the market for a seven...The Vernon KoekaMoerA |
Vernie jou DORING :-)Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 10:00. |
Awê, The ferociousness of this site is freaking me out a little tiny bit... Vernon I can like to be a very big fan of yourselfness. You inspire all us people with big musles to go to H2O and make sumfing of ourselves lives and stuff. Your 7 different kinds of smokes scares the living sh!t out of The Hoffy, Chucky and Schalky Burger - them can like to go to sleep wearing your pj's! And them like it! You must know... I hope you enjoy the fame and one day, maybe one day I will have the honour of dancing beside you at H2O! You rock dude! Salute!!! |
NOB?!Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 09:59. |
You are just jealous that looking like a nob never got you anything in life. Go Vernon! You are making life light and giving us a chance to laugh! You are definately no chop! :) |
NobSubmitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 09:49. |
dear anonymous NOB,everyone including Vernon is enjoying the jokes,do just feel compelled to drop stupid comments ? try to enjoy the moment and the man in these trying times you Nob. |
NobSubmitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 09:07. |
Vernon, you're such a plank. Please do something about your wardrobe and change that hairdo. The reason people are making jokes about you is because you look like a chop! |
"I can like to be back" - KoekinatorSubmitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 08:34. |
Make sure you come back safely form Mauritius Vernie! |
I admire the guy for takingSubmitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 07:30. |
I admire the guy for taking this type of fame in his stride, and laughing with people at himself. Big-ups to the big V. |
With a name like WildeSubmitted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/24/2008 - 15:16. |
With a name like Wilde Willemien you must have been gassed alot-no pun intended |
Wilde WillemienSubmitted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/24/2008 - 15:03. |
Nothing gives gas like white trash... |
A large pledgeSubmitted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/24/2008 - 14:09. |
I'll pledge a few million ZIM dollars. |
Cmon Guys!!!! Lets send VK to Mauritius with his Goose.Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/24/2008 - 13:56. |
I'll Pledge 200 Bucks and at Travel24's rates we only need another R19800 to send him and a blond to Mauritius , Including spending Money!!!! |
You go boy!Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/24/2008 - 13:35. |
He he he. Gotta love this guy - Vernon, you're priceless! |
Niiiiice...Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/24/2008 - 12:46. |
Good stuff from the Koekmeister. Especially the parts about the cooler box, never go anywhere without a fully stocked cooler box. |



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